Whoops.

BRISTOL, CT (WFSB) - Bristol officials said they have found one person missing from a canoe carrying two people that overturned on the Pequabuck River.  Officials said one person missing has been found, one is still missing. The National Guard is searching for the other missing person.

Give me one guess at naming the town where 2 dudes took a canoe down a flooded road during a hurricane and I'll tell you it was Torrington. Give me 2 guesses and I'd say it was Torrington or Bristol. Maybe this guy is laying at the bottom of muddy waters, maybe he's at home hiding out from all the shame he'd face from the media. I don't really give a fuck what happens to him either way. I've always said I don't coddle morons, dead or alive. You're not gonna see me saying how much I hope and pray this jackass is alright. Fuck that. How 'bout the 19 year old kid who got pulled into this mess and now is busting his dick to save his ass? What about that kid's family?