Listen. I love Adam Scott. Always have and always will. And I've probably said it a million times but if Tiger can't win it then I'm always pulling for the young stud from down under. But now I'm not so sure with a bitter Steve Williams on his bag. Is he really gonna pull this slighted ex-girlfriend shit every time Adam Scott finishes better than Tiger? This is the best week you've ever had as a caddie? Really? What about those 13 other major titles you got to be a part of? What about Tiger's bachelor party? You're telling me this week with Adam Scott was that better than blowing lines off a classy and elegant korean stripper's ass while getting your pipe pulled? Really? It's just a low blow on Stevie's part. Fuck him. You got dumped, bro. Thrown to side like a rag doll. We've all been there. It sucks and it hurts and it probably feels like you'll never love again but one day soon you gotta reach down in your trousers, feel your plums and remember you're a man. Men don't bitch and whine and take digs at their former conquests gone wrong.
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