My first impressions and inquiries right off the bat?1) Obviously Donahue is attending. 2)Who the fuck is Hilary Khort? 3) What are the repercussions for bad behavior? Is it getting kicked the fuck out or getting kicked the fuck out? 4) Why does the party end at 3:30 PM on the 28 of August? What's holding you back from making it a full 7 day bender? Why pull out 5.5 hours before? CCD class, right? That's gotta be it. Hilary seems like a very angelic broad. And when's the last time you went to a party and somebody told you it was BYOB? That's what we grown ups call common courtesy. It's also just smart. I always prefer to bring my own beer. Mainly because I don't like that cheap balling on a budget keystone shit and I'm very selfish but also it's because I don't fully believe Al-Qaeda is on the downward slope. You never know when a sleeper cell can get the call from the mother ship, ya know what I mean? Isn't a party with a bunch of morons the least likely place for a terrorist attack on today's promising youth? This is why I'm always on my toes. Only we can prevent forest fires.
P.S. Sometimes I just like to imagine babies planning facebook events. Where's the party? "My crib! Zing!"
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