Sunday, August 14, 2011

Time To Go Back To Sunday Night Bread and Butter. Hating All Of You.,

He's talking about me, right? I know I don't ever post facebook status' but talking shit is pretty much what this blog is all about. No doubt in my mind Tim Tebow is coming for my ass and something tells me he could dent up this pretty little 145 pound ferrari.

Insert gay porn/climax joke here.


I actually have a huge problem with this and it has nothing to do that this chunk is over the weight limit to ride this roller coaster. The rain only makes it better? That's such a fucking lie, it's not even funny. Blatant dishonesty on her part. Rain sucks. Nothing is better in the rain. True story: once left a party to chase a gal and made out in the rain. You know what would have made that story 10 times better? If I wasn't soaked for the rest of the night after I came back inside. Rain is the worst and tailgating in the rain ranks right up there with tailgating in sub 20 degree temperatures as things you couldn't pay me to do.

Whoops! Silly you!

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