Rory Bagged His Chick Via Twitter?

The world’s hottest golfing superstar Rory McIlroy is dating the world’s hottest tennis star – just days after dumping his childhood sweetheart. Rory, 22, hooked up with glamorous Caroline Wozniacki, 21, on the final day of the British Open. They were spotted sharing a kiss after an intimate dinner in London last ­Sunday. US Open champ Rory’s management confirmed his split from Holly Sweeney just before the contest in ­Sandwich, Kent. The statement said the break-up was “amicable” though Holly, Rory’s girlfriend of six years, has acknowledged that he dumped her. She has moved out of his ­£3million home in ­County Down and is on holiday in ­Dubai. Rory met Caroline – ranked world No1 in women’s tennis – at the world heavyweight ­boxing title match ­between David Haye and Wladimir Klitschko in Germany on July 2. At the time Caroline posted on Twitter: “Fantastic fight! Also met Rory McIlroy, who was sitting just behind me :) Really down to earth great guy :)” They started flirting on Twitter with McIlroy congratulating the Dane on her 21st birthday on July 11, joking: “You’re getting old.” She responded by telling him he could buy her a legal drink in the US “as well as Hamburg”. Rory ditched Holly at Christmas only to later admit he had made “the biggest mistake”. In a TV ­documentary, the golf sensation admitted: “I had to do a lot of begging and grovelling to get her back.” After his historic win at the US Open last month with the lowest four-day score in its 116-year history, he praised Holly for helping keep his feet on the ground.

I've said it a million times before. If you're twitter game is strong then you're already half way down the road to getting your balls tickled and you're a leg up on every other dude who doesn't use it. I hate Rory but I aint mad at him for dumping his hometown lady and hooking up with a superstar through Twitter because it's just a sign of the times. Shit like this is enivitable when you're throwing little nibbles out there about your life 24/7. Example time. Rory says something about hitting balls at the range and then you got Caroline reading it and now she's thinking about him. 2 weeks later she tweets at him and they have some flirty exchange. Probably some silly bet about him owing her a drink. Something to see if the interest in there. 2 weeks after that they got each other's cell phone numbers with Rory sending her pictures of his tiny dick and a year down the road he knocks her up and we're talking about this new power couple in sports. Now you're nodding your in agreement and questioning why I'm not some sociology whiz at Princeton.