Javaris Crittenton is a murderer

Javaris Crittenton is a murderer

Javaris Crittenton never had a chance to establish a reputation in the NBA before he became notorious. He was the other, seemingly insignificant half in one of the most embarassing incidents the Wizards franchise has had to face. Crittenton was an injured, undistinguished player buried on the Wizards’ bench when he got caught up in the infamous locker-room gun incident with Gilbert Arenas in December 2009 — a situation that led to both players getting suspended from the league for the rest of the season, Arenas spending time in a halfway house, and Crittenton pleading guilty a misdemeanor gun charge and a year of probation.

Now, nearly 19 months after he pleaded guilty to possession of an unregistered firearm, Crittenton faces a homicide charge in the death of Jullian Jones, a mother of four. Atlanta police allege that Crittenton fired gunshots from a black Chevy Tahoe. Jones, whose age has been reported either 22 or 23, was struck in the leg and later died during surgery, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.


Let's face the reality of this situation. Javaris Crittenton is a moron and a punk. When you're a GT basketball star, a first round draft pick in the NBA, and you make millions, how hard can it be to stay away from guns and violence. Enjoy about 20 years in the clink, Javaris. Other than the mother of four that lost her life senselessly, the other sad part of this story is that because of his money, he'll plead out of the death penalty. I love the State using my money to keep useless human beings like this alive in jail for 20+ years.

Javaris Crittenton charged for murderer

Javaris Crittenton, former Washington Wizards player has been has been charged with murdering a 23-year-old woman.

Crittenton -- who has been bounced from the league -- is accused of shooting the mother of 3 on August 19 in Atlanta. Investigators don't believe she was the intended target. According to AJC.com, authorities believe Crittenton was gunning for someone who robbed him back in April.

The victim was shot in the hip and died in surgery.
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Crittenton pleaded guilty of gun possession and placed 1 year probation when he and Arenas pulled gun on each other Wizards locker room in 2009.

Crittenton is currently a fugitive and cops are looking for him.

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Andy Roddick Continues To Prove Why He's One Of My All Time Favorite Athletes

I actually paid more attention to this match last night than I did to the Sox game and Roddick is spot on with his criticism. I don't think Mcenroe had one positive thing to say about Roddick's play last night. Like the dude is clearly all butt hurt that Roddick is a more popular player than Mcenroe ever was even though Mcenroe was twice the player that A-Rod is. But that still shouldn't take away from being a fair analyst, even though ESPN doesn't have one fair and even par guy in that fucking company. It's bullshit. I'm all about calling it like you see it but don't stand behind some platform that says you don't have a bias when that favoritism towards certain athletes has been blatant for years.

Tiger Is Going To Bang Suzann Peterson If He Hasn't Already

This is twitter flirting 101. I mean this is exactly how the greats in the game would chalk this play up. Have a shared a experience. Boom, they were partners today. Then compliment the bitch. Done. Mention any type of sexual body part. How does an ass taste? 3 to 1 odds Tiger has her upside down and doing the bulldance with his 8 iron as we speak? I'm taking that bet and riding off into the sunset with my pile of green.

This Dude Has Extra Fingers So He Can Give Your Titties Extra Thumbs Down

BARACOA, Cuba (AP) - They call him "Twenty-Four." Yoandri Hernandez Garrido's nickname comes from the six perfectly formed fingers on each of his hands and the six impeccable toes on each foot.
Hernandez is proud of his extra digits and calls them a blessing, saying they set him apart and enable him to make a living by scrambling up palm trees to cut coconuts and posing for photographs in this eastern Cuban city popular with tourists. One traveler paid $10 for a picture with him, Hernandez said, a bonanza in a country with an average salary of just $20 a month. "It's thanks to my 24 digits that I'm able to make a living, because I have no fixed job," Hernandez said. Known as polydactyly, Hernandez's condition is relatively common, but it's rare for the extra digits to be so perfect. Anyone who glanced quickly at his hands would be hard-pressed to notice anything different unless they paused and started counting. Hernandez said that as a boy he was visited by a prominent Cuban orthopedist who is also one of Fidel Castro's doctors, and he declared that in all his years of travel he had never seen such a case of well-formed polydactyly. "He was very impressed when he saw my fingers," said Hernandez, who is the only one in his family to be born with extra digits. In a part of the world where people's physical traits are often the basis for nicknames - even unflattering ones like "fatty" or "shorty" - "veinticuatro" ("twenty-four" in English) is not an insult but rather a term of endearment, and Hernandez, now 37, said his uniqueness has made him a popular guy. He has a 10-year-old son with a woman who now lives in Havana, and his current girlfriend is expecting his second child. "Since I was young, I understood that it was a privilege to have 24 digits. Nobody has ever discriminated against me for that," he said. "On the contrary, people admire me and I am very proud. I have a million friends, I live well." Nevertheless, it occasionally caused confusion growing up. "One day when I was in primary school, a teacher asked me how much was five plus five?" Hernandez recalled. "I was very young, kind of shy, and I didn't say anything. She told me to count how many fingers I had, so I answered, "12! "The teacher was a little upset, but it was the truth," he said. Hernandez said he hopes he can be an example to children with polydactyly that there's nothing wrong with them. "I think it's what God commanded," he said. "They shouldn't feel bad about anything, because I think it's one of the greatest blessings and they'll be happy in life."

Be prepared to spit out your chocolate milk if you don't already know this fact but my cat has 6 toes on each of his paws. Shit is adorable. He's like the fucking hamburger helper guy with his extra large, white and fluffy paws.  Anyway, I envy the little bastard and the same goes for this communist from Cuba. I'd murder a hobo if it meant I could get an extra finger on each hand. Imagine shaking somebody's hand. They feel that extra finger wrap around and I bet things get real freaky, real fast. And I'm not even gonna start on what it means for cupping body parts but something tells me the most interesting man title might have to be passed on to a new fella.



P.S. Think about cupping a boob and try not to laugh. Can't do it. Same goes for when I hear somebody say "chucking breasts" but I think that's only because I'm the only person who has ever said it in the history of the world.

The Good News Train Keeps On Keepin' On

NORTON, Mass. -- Tiger Woods will play the Frys.com Open in California the first week of October, his first time competing in the PGA Tour's Fall Series as he tries to get his game ready for the Presidents Cup. The Frys.com Open is Oct. 6-9 at CordeValle Golf Club, about 45 minutes south of his alma mater at Stanford. "I always enjoy competing in my home state, and this tournament fits my schedule perfectly," Woods said Monday on his website. "I'm looking forward to seeing some old friends."

Looking forward to seeing some old friends? You old scally wag! This will be the weekend that our boy gets his swagger back. You don't return home as a newly single man with more money than Togs and not roll the dice through a couple old flames. Just doesn't happen. This is exactly what el Tigre needs. 4 days away from his kids and troubles where he can rent out a house on the course with some of his college boys and a couple of bottles of whatever half asian/half blacks drink. Straight kick it Scranton, PA style.

How Did I Miss This Last Week?

US Open begins this week so that means I'll be all about tennis until Andy Roddick enivitably blows up in a 3rd round upset to some shmuck. It also means I have to catch up on the rest of his season since Wimbledon and it kind of looks like he's been playing like me. One second he's playing nice, competitive tennis and the next he's having a complete mental meltdown, slamming balls left and right like it's backyard homerun derby at carriage drive.

WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

The famous author of "an Unkindness of Ravens" and "The Comet" is returning to Tree Hill? A happy day for all, indeed. Might be the type of news to pull me out of the semi-blog retirement phase I've been going through.

Whoops.

BRISTOL, CT (WFSB) - Bristol officials said they have found one person missing from a canoe carrying two people that overturned on the Pequabuck River.  Officials said one person missing has been found, one is still missing. The National Guard is searching for the other missing person.

Give me one guess at naming the town where 2 dudes took a canoe down a flooded road during a hurricane and I'll tell you it was Torrington. Give me 2 guesses and I'd say it was Torrington or Bristol. Maybe this guy is laying at the bottom of muddy waters, maybe he's at home hiding out from all the shame he'd face from the media. I don't really give a fuck what happens to him either way. I've always said I don't coddle morons, dead or alive. You're not gonna see me saying how much I hope and pray this jackass is alright. Fuck that. How 'bout the 19 year old kid who got pulled into this mess and now is busting his dick to save his ass? What about that kid's family?

Take Away Basketball From The Brothers and This Is What Happens

ATLANTA -- Javaris Crittenton was wanted on a murder charge as police searched on Saturday for the former NBA player in Atlanta and Los Angeles. Crittenton has been charged in the fatal shooting of 22-year Jullian Jones, a mother of four who was gunned down Aug. 19 on an Atlanta street. A spokesman with the Atlanta police said Crittenton was not in custody. Calls to the FBI and U.S. Marshal's office weren't immediately returned. Three of Crittenton's neighbors in Fayetteville said SWAT members executed a search warrant last week on his residence. The neighbors declined to give their names to The Associated Press during interviews near Crittenton's home in an affluent cul-de-sac 17 miles south of Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport. No one answered the door at Crittenton's residence, a three-story brick home with a manicured lawn and a small backyard. Crittenton, who spent the 2006-07 season at Georgia Tech and played in 113 NBA games, allegedly killed Jones with shots fired from a dark-colored SUV, police said. According to Atlanta police spokesman Carlos Campos, investigators don't believe Jones was the intended target. His motive, Campos said, appeared to be retaliation for an April robbery in which Crittenton was a victim.

I'm not trying to be racist when I say this but what the fuck did you expect to happen when you suspend basketball from black people? I lived with a bunch of hood, hood black people my freshman year of college so believe when I say there is nothing and I mean nothing they care about more than the NBA. Forget about March Madness and all other college sports. The rest of the country might be obsessed with the NFL but not Javaris Crittenton and all his dark skinned friends. They live and breath the NBA. When they're not debating about whether Lebron could take MJ in his prime then they're playing NBA 2K11 on the Xbox and smoking shitty weed. So what happens when you take it all away from them with no resolution in sight? They revert back to their primal nature. Start acting like they're back in the old country, sharpening knives up for battle with one another and their rival tribes. Javaris Crittenton is just a product of the system and our latest example of the lockout blues.

So Heather and Dustin From The Real World Are Still Dating?

She knows he sucked a dick before, right? And jacked dicks on the internet? I mean she was part of that season of Real World: Vegas so definitely knows what his history is. I just don't understand how you can pretend like that didn't happen. It'd be like dating a hooker but then multiply it times 50 because everybody in the country knows this dude used to pound queers for a living and some hookers are actually acceptable depending on the situation. Am I the only one who thinks it's absolutely bizarre that these two are still together? I haven't been more shocked or disgusted by a couple getting together since you know who popped up on my news feed in May after months and months of telling me how much she was disgusted by this crackhead/rehab reject/house squatter named James. Shots fired.I'm back.

Rory Bagged His Chick Via Twitter?

The world’s hottest golfing superstar Rory McIlroy is dating the world’s hottest tennis star – just days after dumping his childhood sweetheart. Rory, 22, hooked up with glamorous Caroline Wozniacki, 21, on the final day of the British Open. They were spotted sharing a kiss after an intimate dinner in London last ­Sunday. US Open champ Rory’s management confirmed his split from Holly Sweeney just before the contest in ­Sandwich, Kent. The statement said the break-up was “amicable” though Holly, Rory’s girlfriend of six years, has acknowledged that he dumped her. She has moved out of his ­£3million home in ­County Down and is on holiday in ­Dubai. Rory met Caroline – ranked world No1 in women’s tennis – at the world heavyweight ­boxing title match ­between David Haye and Wladimir Klitschko in Germany on July 2. At the time Caroline posted on Twitter: “Fantastic fight! Also met Rory McIlroy, who was sitting just behind me :) Really down to earth great guy :)” They started flirting on Twitter with McIlroy congratulating the Dane on her 21st birthday on July 11, joking: “You’re getting old.” She responded by telling him he could buy her a legal drink in the US “as well as Hamburg”. Rory ditched Holly at Christmas only to later admit he had made “the biggest mistake”. In a TV ­documentary, the golf sensation admitted: “I had to do a lot of begging and grovelling to get her back.” After his historic win at the US Open last month with the lowest four-day score in its 116-year history, he praised Holly for helping keep his feet on the ground.

I've said it a million times before. If you're twitter game is strong then you're already half way down the road to getting your balls tickled and you're a leg up on every other dude who doesn't use it. I hate Rory but I aint mad at him for dumping his hometown lady and hooking up with a superstar through Twitter because it's just a sign of the times. Shit like this is enivitable when you're throwing little nibbles out there about your life 24/7. Example time. Rory says something about hitting balls at the range and then you got Caroline reading it and now she's thinking about him. 2 weeks later she tweets at him and they have some flirty exchange. Probably some silly bet about him owing her a drink. Something to see if the interest in there. 2 weeks after that they got each other's cell phone numbers with Rory sending her pictures of his tiny dick and a year down the road he knocks her up and we're talking about this new power couple in sports. Now you're nodding your in agreement and questioning why I'm not some sociology whiz at Princeton.

Ashamed.

Really? We're gonna let a little wind and water hold me back from getting an education? I could see if something named Hurricane Hector was coming for our ass but this is Irene. We're tucking our dicks in and running from some stuck up bitch on her period? That's not how I roll. Just not how I was raised. You can lock me out of the classroom but you can't stop a true fighter from entering the ring. You wanna get fucking crazy, Irene? I'll get fucking crazy. I bow to no man and I certainly don't answer to anything with a vagina and a pair of fun bags that leak milk. I also don't bow to the french or native americans. Not my kind of people.

ZOING!

It's like the late great President Billy Taft once said, "I enjoy a well aged ass as much as I enjoy the 16th amendment."

WHAT A QUAKE!

HARTFORD, CT (WFSB) - Connecticut residents have reported feeling an earthquake that hit the Washington D.C. area on Tuesday afternoon. The earthquake was 5.9 in magnitude and occurred just before 2 p.m., according to the United States Geological Survey. The earthquake was centered near Mineral, Va., about 87 miles from Washington, D.C. Residents in places like Stamford, New Haven, Milford, Windsor Locks, Hartford and Manchester all reported feeling the ground move after the earthquake struck in Virginia. One witness in New Haven said lights and props inside Long Wharf Theatre began to sway, and a witness in South Windsor said blinds shook as she watched television inside her home. Gov. Dannel Malloy issued a statement just after the quake and said, "The movement people in Connecticut felt was associated with the earthquake, which originated in Virginia. Department of Emergency Services and Public Protection staff is at the Emergency Operations Center as a precaution, but at this point, there have been no reports of injury or damage."



Best part of the earthquake? It prompted me to youtube "You Shook Me All Night Long" and found out the person who uploaded the video goes by the name of AnimalCrazedLover. And I feel like that's pretty much par for the course for all AC/DC fans, you know what I mean? Just a totally different breed of mammal.





P.S. I'm not gonna be the one making fun of everybody who posts/tweets about the earthquake like it was something to write home about. I'm gonna be the guy who takes a giant shit on the people who try to act all super cool and nonchalant like it wasn't a big deal and everyone is lame for talking about it. Hey dickhead, this is Connecticut, where a 3 car crash on 84 is breaking news. This aint Cali. A minor earthquake is a big fucking deal. Stop trying to be the baddest brah in the room.

I Just Saw This and Had To Post It ASAP

It's a party? a 750 of Kettle One and 4 diet Red Bulls makes it a party? Did you just walk into the backyard with that cooler like you were walking off a construction site at lunch time? And I'll never understand people who spend the dough for Kettle One only to mix it with some energy drink bullshit or some juice cocktail. That actually explains why nobody is at the party. You're a moron.


P.S. can't go wrong with a jar of cherrys. You old lady killer!

If Anybody Needs To Know How To Post Comments On My Blog Then Refer To This

Well now you don't have an excuse to not comment because E-money just spiked the ball on your ass for game, set, match.

Jersey Shore Live Blog Is Back? Jersey Shore Live Blog is Back.

-Did Snooki gain like half a brain this season? One minute she's going to the gym and the next she's forming real adult sentences over lunch with Ronnie, all the while avoiding The Situation. Bizzaro world.

-Vinny and Pauly find new entertainment this season in a mini Foosball table which would be cool if ya know, is Pauly wasn't a 32 year old man with a 7th graders maturity level.

-How much weight has JWoww lost? And how much of it was legitimate? And is it possible that all that weight was transferred to Sammi's gut?

-Sammi and Ronnie have a drunken talk in the club and promise to talk tomorrow. Countdown to the death of Single Ronnie is at 15 minutes.

-Deena hooks up with the creepy looking waiter she met earlier in the day. I don't know what "Jersey turnpiking" somebody means but apparently it works on grimey Italian dudes who want to be on American television.

-Situation's chick shows up with her twin, to which Pauly coins the phrase "Twinning!" OH MY GOD HE'S SO CLEVER! How many high school kids posted that as their facebook status after?

-Most underrated exchange between two cas tmembers of the season right here. Deena walks out of her room and says "First of all, I wasn't doing sex" then Pauly sneakily responds with "stop wasting his time then" and nobody catches it.

-The twins show up to the house and surprise The Situation. My mom walked in on this scene and said, "what's wrong with him? Didn't he used to be kind of together?" Ya mom. He did.

-Is it just me or does everybody seem absolutely zonked out of their minds until they're get ready to go out? I'd go 2 to 1 odds half of them are on celebrity rehab by 2013.

-The Situation smokes ciggarettes like a stuck up black bitch named Bianca. Right? Just go with it.

-Sammi and Ronnie talk over dinner. She says she's not that girl from Jersey and she's completely changed. Yeah you're like twice the person you were in jersey when it comes to pounds.

-This just shows how fake and scripted this show is. You mean to tell me they broke up for like 4 months, didn't speak or randomly bang and all it took was one lunch date and a simple "I've changed" bullsh line to get back together? Really? OK.

-I don't think The Situation has ever properly worn a pair of sunglasses. The go over your eyes, bro. Not hanging off your nose like Grandma.

-Deena ends up snatching one of the twins and turns her into a lesbo or lesbionic. Then she says she's not a lesbian because she loves dick but she's curious. That's like a dude saying he's not gay but he'd totally suck a dick for shits and giggles.

-Ronnie spills the beans about The Situation telling him how he hooked up with Snooki two months ago.

-Jwoww tells Snooki that Mike told Ronnie about hooking up and Snooki immediately denies it, which is clearly for the cameras because Jwoww has a look on her face like, "c'mon. I know what happened but I'm gonna be quiet to keep the drama going."

-"Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar." He does have a point. Dude might be a little bitch when it comes to being a rat but he's always spot on with honesty.


-The Situation also has a friend named "Unit" which could mean a lot of different things. The end of live blog.

Do I Need a Facebook Fan Page?

Making a fan page is actually my biggest fear next to alien invasion and getting trapped in an oil painting because it'll be the defining statistic that tells if people like me and the blog. If they do then great. Let's go crazy on each other. But if they don't then this whole operation is fucked. I'm a sensitive motherfucker. Stross told me I wasn't the hottest guy at our lunch table 5th grade  and it's stuck with me ever since. Now I'm always checking out the scene for better looking dudes wherever I go. Just a man made of glass underneath this false bravado. That's me in a nut shell.What I'm saying is iff I think 10 people hate me then that's enough to take the wind right out of my sails. Hang up the jock strap and move on to the real world or something. Those 10 cunt muscles will stick with me a lot longer than the 125 other loyal readers. It's also why I never tweet new posts or shit like that because all it takes is one person to say something ugly and it'll fuck my whole week up and you don't want to see me when I'm having a fucked up week. But the flip side of it all is what if people love it? This is exactly why I need another blogger/sidekick/chick with nice titties to help me analyze a pros and cons list.